Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...