Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...