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Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Your New Year Resolution
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3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...