5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...