Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...