Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...