More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...