stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!