Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...