Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...