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Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
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A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Free drinks for everyone
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Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
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Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...