Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...