Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...