Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...