What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
We are the best of friends
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Outside a Dog…
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Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Trying to be impressive
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Animal stuttering
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The sex talk
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Just like my wife
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