Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...