Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...