Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...