Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...