Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...