I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...