Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...