In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...