Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...