One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...