If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...