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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
The Ongoing Note
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Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
The Life Of The Party
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Elephants IX
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