What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...