Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...