A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...