Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Go to save my friend
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Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...