Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...