Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...