I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...