Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...