Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...