Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...