Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...