Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...