Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...