Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...