Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!