Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...