Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...