You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Why it’s great to be a man!
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Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Trouble sleeping
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