Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.