I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...