A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...