What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...