More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...