Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Destroy an opponent
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Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
A Modest Essay
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God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
How old are you?
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Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...