The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...